Celebrity!

Celebrities are always in the news. Neil Crespi on Squidoo even talks about celebrities. What are they up to, who likes whom, who got arrested today.

Henry Kissinger once said, "the nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault." BOL!

A celebrity is a widely-recognized or famous person who commands a high degree of public and media attention. A famous definition of celebrity comes from the cultural theorist Daniel Boorstin. In his book, The Image: A Guide to Pseudo-Events in America, he cynically describes celebrities as people well known for their “well-knowness”.

Well that got me wondering....if I was a celebrity what would they write about me? Here are my top ten:

1. I'm sure they would say that I'm smaller than they thought.
2. And that I needed to loose a lb., or so, or that I was too thin, Ha!
   
3. They would say I was cute, fur sure! (Think I have a big head?)
4. Surely they would say I was gossipy, because I'm always telling on my sis, Gracie.
5. Outspoken, yes they would definitely say I was outspoken - I tell it 'like it is'.
6. They would rate me pretty high on the fashion scale for a boy pup. 'What are you wearing, Johann?'; "EarthDog collars, of course," I'd say. "They are all natural, made of hemp and good for the environment."
   
7. Hopefully they would think I'm a pretty good athlete, or at least have potential!
8. The media is always giving celebs nicknames, I sure hope they would pick up on my my Mum's favorite nickname for me - JoJo (pronounced YoYo).
9. I am sure they would link me with Paris' pup, Tinker Bell! (Not true, not true!)
   
10. My bet? They'd tell me I needed a good makeover, or maybe they'd go for my scruffy look.

What would they say about you?