A Dog's New Years Resolutions
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Check out Norman the Poodle's New Year's Resolutions.
Visit the Poodle (and dog) Blog to read what the pups have to say for the cats New Year's Resolutions!
Visit the Humane Society of the United State's Top Ten New Year's Resolutions to help pets.
If you're a bad pooch, read Puppycoat Junction's 10 Naughty Dog New Year's Resolutions.
And if be sure and check out my New Year's resolutions for an aspiring green dog!
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- I will not play tug-of-war with Daddy's underwear when he's on the can.
- I will remember the garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
- I will not suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
- I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
- I will shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
- I will not eat the cat's food, before, or after, he eats it.
- I will stop trying to find new places on the carpet when I am about to throw up.
- I will not throw up in the car.
- I will not roll on dead things.
- I will stop considering the cat's litter box as a cookie jar.
- I will not wake up Mommy by putting my cold, wet nose up her bottom end.
- I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
- I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think that I am hemorrhaging.
- When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
- I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of anyone who is sitting on the can.
- We do not have a doorbell. Therefore, I will not bark each time I hear one on the television
- I will not steal my Mommy's underwear out of the laundry basket and then dance all over the back yard with them
- I will remember the sofa is not a face towel and neither are Mommy's & Daddy's laps
- I will remember my head does not belong in the refrigerator
- I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mommy's driver's license and car registration.
Check out Norman the Poodle's New Year's Resolutions.
Visit the Poodle (and dog) Blog to read what the pups have to say for the cats New Year's Resolutions!
Visit the Humane Society of the United State's Top Ten New Year's Resolutions to help pets.
If you're a bad pooch, read Puppycoat Junction's 10 Naughty Dog New Year's Resolutions.
And if be sure and check out my New Year's resolutions for an aspiring green dog!
happy new year to u, johann n gracie..
ReplyDeletemay u achieve even more success in the upcoming year
Happy New Year cutie!
ReplyDeleteI hope you don't mind but I am going to borrow your New Years Resolutions find. I love that list. Too funny!
ReplyDeleteHappy new year to you Johann and your sis Gracie. :)
ReplyDeleteThose are very funny resolutions you sharing with us haa
~ Girl girl
Funny cartoon, Johann!
ReplyDelete--JB
Happy New Year
ReplyDeleteJohann- That was a great post! I have never read that doggie resolutions list before! Thanks, Jingles (my little yorkie) and I had a good laugh! I have missed you and your wonderful blog! I will have to read through the archives and see what you and your sis have been up to! I was SO glad to see your name pop up in my comments inbox! Always good to to hear you and your family are well my friend! All the best!
ReplyDeleteB~
The doorbell resolution reminds me of my own (previous) dogs. We lived in a house without a doorbell the whole time I had the dogs. Maybe they'd been around doorbells in their early lives, because they also barked every time a doorbell rang on the TV. Funny critters.
ReplyDelete-ellen (Taj MuttHall)